Best Foods are to launch their 100% plant based Vegan Mayonnaise, which they claim has the same creamy delicious taste.
This vegan alternative to mayonnaise has substituted the egg yolk with starches to recreate the original texture, but with a lighter colour appearance. It is also gluten-free.
The product is not only suitable for vegans but is also perfect for anyone who just wishes to unremember the taste of eggs. A bit like Jim Carrey in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, products such as this can help consumers wipe the taste of eggs from their memories and therefore be liberated from the painful sense of loss many are experiencing now they can no longer afford eggs
Someone from Uniliver Internatinal probably said something along the lines of “let the plebs eat highly processed emulcifiers”.
